THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in outer space. It tastes like licorice and regret and smells like medicine gone wrong. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! Avoid eye contact with the bottle. A hilarious a